Bad Sex

Bad Sex
(Seth Allen)

Tid-Bette: Bette would always say in her show that there was no such thing as bad sex, “there are only people who don’t fit together.”

I met you on the corner
You had the uniform on
I’d been looking since nine thirty
And you looked friendly

I smiled at you to show how nice I am
You shifted your weight
A flash of he’s too good for me
And we went home together

And you were bad sex
Bad sex
Sex with you was bad
I swear I never had such bad sex before

Divine Madness Version

I met him in Havana
He has his uniform on
I was shopping for cigars
And his looked friendly

I smiled at him to show my brand new caps
He put down his gun
A flash of he’s too too good to me
And we went home together

And he was bad sex
Bad sex
Sex with him was bad
I swear I never had such bad sex before

Full Version
First performed at The Continental Baths

I met you on the corner
You had the uniform on
I’d been looking since nine thirty
And you looked friendly

I smiled at you to show how nice I am
You shifted your weight
A flash of he’s too good for me
And we went home together

And you were bad sex
Bad sex
Sex with you was bad
I swear I never had such
Bad sex before

Maybe you’re a catholic
Your mother liked bananas
Maybe you first heard about it on the street
The street is no place to learn about that
Stuff your mouth

Cause you are bad sex
Bad Sex
Sex with you was bad
I swear I never had such
Bad sex before

Don’t worry, though
Nobody will hear about it from my lips
For me looking for an answer of ________
(looking for a union in _______)
But you wouldn’t know
What that’s all about my friend

Cause you are bad sex
Bad Sex
Sex with you was bad
I swear I never had such
Bad sex before