The moment finally came last night. While my family was in seeing â€œParental Guidance,â€ I sneaked next door and caught â€œJack Reacherâ€ at last. OMG, as the kids say these days. What was Tom Cruise thinking? â€œJack Reacherâ€ is losing box office daily to four other movies including the Bette Midler-Billy Crystal-Marisa Tomei flick and I can see why. â€œReacherâ€ is a befuddlement. Itâ€™s not exactly Tom Cruiseâ€™s fault, either. He is a fine actorâ€“witness Jerry Maguire, Born on the Fourth of July, Magnolia.
You can see him struggling to make â€œReacherâ€ work. But it canâ€™t. Cruise is completely miscast. He doesnâ€™t get to flash his trademark smile once. â€œReacherâ€ is all gloom and doom. The character should have been played by Bruce Willis. Or even Denzel Washington. Jack Reacher is described in the books this movie is based on as six foot five. The actor doesnâ€™t have to be that tall precisely, but a large, older sense of resignation is needed. Cruise attempts it, but his physicality does work against him.
â€œReacherâ€ is also a stagnant picture, and very talky. After the initial bout of sniper stuff (five people picked off, four of them women), â€œReacherâ€ has long sections of banter between Cruise and Rosamund Pike. Pike, by the way, must have been made to stand in trenches because sheâ€™s two or three inches taller than Cruise yet is often photographed alongside or below him. And you can tell. Anyway, Cruiseâ€™s strong suit is not glib give and take, or world weary wisecracking. Heâ€™s no Philip Marlowe. These scenes are quite exasperating.
Also, I take back the idea that this film costs more than the producers say it did. It looks like it cost 50 cents. Cruise is the most expensive object in it. And the static scenes make the under-lit, under-decorated rooms all the more glaring. Tom Cruise and â€˜sparseâ€™ are not ideas that go together. Without things whizzing past him, and exploding, he seems a little lost.
Thereâ€™s talk that director Christopher McQuarrie is Cruiseâ€™s pick for the next Mission Impossible. Hmmmâ€¦As a writer maybe, but as a director? Iâ€™d rather have Tony Gilroy, who did so well this summer with The Bourne Legacy. Between this and â€œValkyrie,â€ McQuarrie is better left to set pieces and small stages.
PS I came out of â€œJack Reacherâ€ â€” and a quarter filled theater at 5:30pm â€” mostly perplexed. The family, however, loved â€œParental Guidance.â€