Oprah Pushes Bette Back Again? WTF? (Thanks Wendy Poo!)

Miss Oprah has changed the schedule on Bette more times than she’s changed her spiritual advisers!

Bette was scheduled to appear on October 7, 2012….it was on the website, in the emails that I never received (Thank you Wendy again!), and, and….whatever, I doubt I’ll post a date till I see her on the screen!

Anyhoo, so Angry Wendy(Poo!) wrote to the Oprah show and this is the very diplomatic email she received:

Dear Wendy (POO!)

Thank you for your feedback. We are working with our cable partners to create the most accurate listing information for our viewers and appreciate patience. (Mister D: Really? The last I heard from Wendy she was pulling out her hair and tossing back 2 bottles of wine to calm down…not pretty!)

When we decide to make scheduling changes closer to broadcast time, we are sometimes unable to update the programming guides in as timely a fashion as we would like. (Mister D: So don’t make scheduling changes! And why for Fergie of all people? What does she possibly have to say other than she pees onstage?)

Both OWN and our cable operator partners are striving to provide the best viewing experience for our viewers and will continue to work together to make it as easy as possible to find your OWN shows. (Mister D: Really? Jerry Springer does a better job in scheduling the same program over and over!)

We apologize for any convenience. (Mister D: Fool me once….yada, yada yada!)

Rebecca F., Own Network

And there you have it. Well that was fun for me!

Love, Mister D

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5 Responses to Oprah Pushes Bette Back Again? WTF? (Thanks Wendy Poo!)

  1. Ron says:

    Come on Oprah!!! We want our Bette!!!

  2. Wendy Poo says:

    Screw the wine! I went right for the scotch!

  3. Mister D says:

    LOL!

  4. Cris says:

    LOL! I always thought Oprah sucked big time, but you can’t really say that out loud, it’s worse than trashing the Pope or something…

  5. Mister D says:

    Well I just thought I’d have a little fun…. xxoo